tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post100217256078498556..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: The Heroine, VictoriousKatyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-89624131110245062582015-10-29T09:43:14.862-05:002015-10-29T09:43:14.862-05:00My victories could really pile up if I keep loweri...My victories could really pile up if I keep lowering my definition of what a win is.<br /><br />I mean, I did get up out of bed this morning. I arrived at work with two shoes on. <br /><br />So I'm scraping bottom, but still not quite to the point where I'd support Trump for President. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-62958591354728809722015-10-29T07:56:22.487-05:002015-10-29T07:56:22.487-05:00Be careful, or as predicted by Donald Trump, you w...Be careful, or as predicted by Donald Trump, you will have so many victories that you will be tired of winning. You will grow to utterly despise winning. Red from Texashttp://www.paradiseinhell.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-53373046187304844442015-10-25T10:04:51.220-05:002015-10-25T10:04:51.220-05:00No, although there is a candidate for City Council...No, although there is a candidate for City Council named Eric Dick who is making that promise central to his campaign.<br /><br />Unfortunately, he's not a very good candidate. At all. He has run before and been most notable for plastering his signs (which prominently feature his last name) everywhere - the top of light posts, empty lots, etc.<br /><br />In fact, the city fined him for his signs last time. His press release in response to the fine was headlined, "Lesbian Mayor Afraid of Dick." Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-70086263696062748552015-10-25T09:00:44.323-05:002015-10-25T09:00:44.323-05:00Was overturning the illegal to feed the homeless l...Was overturning the illegal to feed the homeless law part of the propositions? BadDoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11612341078622337119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-36932008267507988452015-10-24T16:46:42.754-05:002015-10-24T16:46:42.754-05:00This comment thread has turned into a Terry Pratch...This comment thread has turned into a Terry Pratchett novel,. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-39611982918442566682015-10-23T11:13:30.665-05:002015-10-23T11:13:30.665-05:00Our little town is stuck in the middle ages, so we...Our little town is stuck in the middle ages, so we definitely have dragons. In fact, four years ago I so foolishly voted for Anthor the Burninator, who won in a landslide over the incumbent, Agnes Pendleton. He guarded our treasure, sure, but he also burninated anyone who tried to touch it. Including people just adding to it. Death toll: 17. I'm never voting dragon ever again.<br /><br />Lincoln Chafee - is that a brand of upscale coffee maker? A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-28953884687865425062015-10-23T10:08:03.244-05:002015-10-23T10:08:03.244-05:00Don't they still have dragons for that? Guardi...Don't they still have dragons for that? Guarding a town's treasure, I mean? <br /><br />The bad news is that Lincoln Chafee dropped out of the race for President today, so now you're never going to have the chance to vote for him. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-71669554094790574192015-10-22T19:51:39.838-05:002015-10-22T19:51:39.838-05:00I'm envious of your unwavering enthusiasm. Aft...I'm envious of your unwavering enthusiasm. After all the presidential crap that's been going on, I got my ballot in the mail. I ripped it open excitedly... only to see it was local stuff. Who's going to be sheriff of my small podunk hometown. Who's going to be treasurer of a place that most definitely has no treasure. A badly worded question about tax money going somewhere. It was literally five things to vote on. No cheat sheet necessary.<br /><br />I did my civic duty and wadded it up and threw it away. Now, for the presidential election maybe we'll talk.<br /><br />Oh, and thanks for reminding me that I haven't yet fixed my door handle. Good thing there's no crime in suburbia, otherwise I might worry about not having a properly functioning door handle.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-27234725692500826022015-10-21T09:59:09.283-05:002015-10-21T09:59:09.283-05:00I'm not complaining. Things are good right now...I'm not complaining. Things are good right now. Time is standing still.<br /><br />So far as the door handle goes, I had ignored the signs for a long time. First, I had to turn the handle to the right to open the door because if I turned to the left, I'd pull the handle out of the door. <br /><br />Then, I couldn't open it all, and the handle no longer came out if I turned to the left. <br /><br />Still managed to get the old one out, but it was less fun than if I'd done it a year ago. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-41105893115288683152015-10-21T08:11:06.616-05:002015-10-21T08:11:06.616-05:00Katy, my dearest and darling. Rather than to have ...Katy, my dearest and darling. Rather than to have shrunken, you have finally made it to Nirvana. When you reach my age, you'll realize that it really is the small victories that mean the most. Like not shitting yourself before you can get out of the car. Or changing the door knob when it still, sorta, works and before you're required to break the door down to gain entry and feed your withering spiders.<br /><br />Failing in either of the aforementioned case studies is both discombobulating, and sad. And please allow me to here say that it really should be "discombOObulating."<br /><br />Fuck Walmart while it is down!Mooner Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07833244420556513186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-70592801566574407352015-10-20T19:21:35.732-05:002015-10-20T19:21:35.732-05:00"Doctor Who: A History" by Alan Kistler...."Doctor Who: A History" by Alan Kistler. <br /><br />It wasn't bad. Stuck to the basics, mostly. I mean, about halfway through, I realized that I already knew more about the show than I thought I did. <br /><br />The only areas where I'd say I learned anything was when it came to the Nineties and the failed attempts to bring the show back, as well as some of the novels and audio dramas, none of which I knew anything about before. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-30655447543724890802015-10-20T19:14:02.689-05:002015-10-20T19:14:02.689-05:00Haha. Hey, I'd love to win at something. Maybe...Haha. Hey, I'd love to win at something. Maybe gain some kind of skill.<br /><br />But all this music isn't going to listen to itself. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-32469323485793597242015-10-20T18:28:50.186-05:002015-10-20T18:28:50.186-05:00I believe it's the only way to survive. When I...I believe it's the only way to survive. When I was a kid, I could rish past these things.<br /><br />Now, I have to take a moment to appreciate the good stuff. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-73185743858627595162015-10-20T16:28:14.608-05:002015-10-20T16:28:14.608-05:00Of all the things to be curious about, I'm rol...Of all the things to be curious about, I'm rolling my eyes at myself on everyone's behalf for asking the most anorak of possible questions: which history of Doctor Who? cdogzillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10329502756815335672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-54897283136930287832015-10-20T15:46:51.966-05:002015-10-20T15:46:51.966-05:00I decided a few years ago to step back and let the...I decided a few years ago to step back and let the youngsters get the big victories. I won mine, like you've won yours and now it's their turn to win a few. I think there's an old song where it is noted that yesterday's victories were apples. Today's, are apple pies - warmer!<br />Maybe he was talking about something besides victories but the metaphor still seems apropos. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-1490938902034567412015-10-20T14:18:24.663-05:002015-10-20T14:18:24.663-05:00Voting's always given me a sense of accomplish...Voting's always given me a sense of accomplishment. In the few seconds it takes me to transfer that "I Voted" bumper sticker to the nearest trashcan, I raise it above my head like a trophy for just a moment and shed a single tear of triumph.<br /><br />I say, celebrate every accomplishment, no matter how small. It helps combat the daily onslaught of woes.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-12745738791522474412015-10-20T09:51:42.854-05:002015-10-20T09:51:42.854-05:00That's a good policy. It's like when a pol...That's a good policy. It's like when a politicianloses a school board race and then runs for governor. It throws everyone off their game.<br /><br />What George W. Bush called "misunderestimating." Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-79774580299401147792015-10-20T09:38:02.437-05:002015-10-20T09:38:02.437-05:00I liked this comment so much that I went over to S...I liked this comment so much that I went over to Sex Pistols' "God Save the Queen" on youtube and commented, "They're really just copying Green Day, aren't they?" <br /><br />I'm expecting positive responses. It could be my greatest victory!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-61476427403056118482015-10-20T09:20:10.727-05:002015-10-20T09:20:10.727-05:00Sprinkles are for winners.
I space out my accompl...Sprinkles are for winners.<br /><br />I space out my accomplishments so that no one expects them when another arrives. So far I've done nothing, and expectations are low, as planned. Boy, am I going to surprise some people one of these days!<br /><br />By the way, your cheat sheet is wonderfully confusing. I'd be inclined to just wing it, but obviously you have pre-determined answers for each of those races and propositions.<br /><br />I don't think they should end a ballot with a proposition, though.squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-64884986830193246792015-10-20T08:51:51.232-05:002015-10-20T08:51:51.232-05:00"Send her victorious, happy and glorious . . ..."Send her victorious, happy and glorious . . . " Take yer victories where you find 'em.Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-15708941781627881302015-10-20T08:32:35.888-05:002015-10-20T08:32:35.888-05:00I appreciate my small victories way more than the ...I appreciate my small victories way more than the older, bigger ones. You ought to see me when I manage to finish three loads of clothes, and that's really more the machine than it is me.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-15918338149743615922015-10-20T08:31:33.477-05:002015-10-20T08:31:33.477-05:00Woohoo! Fastest gun in the West!Woohoo! Fastest gun in the West!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-44202428370900748232015-10-20T07:02:50.194-05:002015-10-20T07:02:50.194-05:00Looking for free, tantalizing Tales of the Old Wes...Looking for free, tantalizing Tales of the Old West?<br />http://www.frontiertales.com/index.php<br />GOODSTUFFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07297008455232643250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-29112095926526236432015-10-20T06:05:24.227-05:002015-10-20T06:05:24.227-05:00That has more truth to it than you know.
I need ...That has more truth to it than you know. <br /><br />I need to look up from the computer more. I hope that I get old and senile before I realize what a terrible mistake I've made disappearing into the internet. <br /><br />Well, there's probably been a string of mistakes, but that's the one that might be making the difference. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-19288188388098755102015-10-20T06:01:26.974-05:002015-10-20T06:01:26.974-05:00No kidding. if this keeps up, I might clean out on...No kidding. if this keeps up, I might clean out one of my dresser drawers. <br /><br />I mean, that's really more of a long-term goal, I guess. Way down the line. But it could happen. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.com