tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post252652809236340640..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: I Will Make a Cool Gif of My HeadKatyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-29529718898321370262015-08-16T18:40:56.537-05:002015-08-16T18:40:56.537-05:00Not sure about black widows, but you'd see mor...Not sure about black widows, but you'd see more tarantulas than normal after a rainy summer. The rain drives them up out of their burrows. <br /><br />I went to a tarantula convention/conference (not sure what the difference between those words is) a few years back, and they told us that the southeast corner of Arizona and southwest corner of New Mexico has more species of spiders than anywhere else in the world. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-391708461581126982015-08-13T07:52:09.777-05:002015-08-13T07:52:09.777-05:00Katy. Maybe you can send me prospects of your cho...Katy. Maybe you can send me prospects of your choice for the conversion. Pickings are slim up here to the thin mountain air, but I do have an infestation of Black Widow spiders out to the garden. Squirt tells me the spouse-eating, yet beautiful, webinators are a metaphor for something. I think we've had a rainy summer and have a resultant bounty of BW spider food.<br /><br />You are the expert- what sayeth thou? Mooner Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07833244420556513186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-27018966549813697192015-08-12T10:52:21.149-05:002015-08-12T10:52:21.149-05:00I think "nuclear" is an umbrella term th...I think "nuclear" is an umbrella term that can bring in both atomic and hydrogen weapons. <br /><br />I prefer to believe they starting using the term "nuclear" just because scientists wanted to laugh at politicians trying to pronounce it. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-18272706831141960782015-08-12T10:49:45.883-05:002015-08-12T10:49:45.883-05:00Mooner, the more women think about your pecker, th...Mooner, the more women think about your pecker, the more women I'm going to have to choose from on this side of the fence. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-49985928098599126982015-08-12T10:18:56.452-05:002015-08-12T10:18:56.452-05:00Katy. When I start to feel writer's block, al...Katy. When I start to feel writer's block, all I need do is think about my pecker and the thoughts and ideas flow like the mighty Mississippi. Maybe you should try thinking about my pecker.<br /><br />Fuck Walmart!Mooner Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07833244420556513186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-18798120136555590812015-08-12T06:51:50.673-05:002015-08-12T06:51:50.673-05:00Beer in hand - dodge a big one - Thai Mothers Day ...Beer in hand - dodge a big one - Thai Mothers Day - unexpected FREEDOM <br /><br />Some brain food for you...<br /><br /> "When did somebody decide to replace the word “Atomic” for “Nuclear”, anyhow?"<br /> Atomic sounds so much more …. well…. Atomic <br /><br />Rocken the Puppy Party! CHEERS<br />GOODSTUFFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07297008455232643250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-17002892726016132912015-08-11T09:02:21.480-05:002015-08-11T09:02:21.480-05:00I'm thinking of switching over to coffee for m...I'm thinking of switching over to coffee for my caffeine-delivery system of choice. <br /><br />It doesn't address the caffeine addiction problem, but I would be able to cut loose from the bastard child of Donald Rumsfeld and Monsanto. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-60037743165717364372015-08-11T09:00:34.359-05:002015-08-11T09:00:34.359-05:00Gracias.
People generally like my short filler s...Gracias. <br /><br />People generally like my short filler stuff as well as my giant pieces that take me forever to write anyway. <br /><br />Everyone needs a palate cleanser sometimes. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-70900720772720013842015-08-10T21:48:24.521-05:002015-08-10T21:48:24.521-05:00Aspartame's eating my brain too, so 3 cheers t...Aspartame's eating my brain too, so 3 cheers to that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-53358178771148692872015-08-10T21:20:36.583-05:002015-08-10T21:20:36.583-05:00Okay. We'll take that.Okay. We'll take that. Alexander Wolfehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03041808057755360625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-48577183717952867762015-08-10T19:28:14.794-05:002015-08-10T19:28:14.794-05:00No, no, rum can make me disappear for months, mayb...No, no, rum can make me disappear for months, maybe years. I have a couple years I don't remember because of rum.<br /><br />I don't find sobriety particularly necessary. I just like to make sure that I don't get so deep that I can't make it back to the surface when I run out of air.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-90807591126080903882015-08-10T19:23:44.421-05:002015-08-10T19:23:44.421-05:00Much more concise than I am.
But yes. Much more concise than I am. <br /><br />But yes. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-8011492551021309012015-08-10T14:56:29.009-05:002015-08-10T14:56:29.009-05:00For a person of few words, you sure have a lot to ...For a person of few words, you sure have a lot to say. I recommend a rum cosmo, over ice, with a slice of lime. Or not. Sobriety is way overrated, according to everyone I've asked at the bar. And they should know, right? They've been there, and didn't like it any more than you or I.<br /><br />squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-35729687959337304682015-08-10T12:36:15.778-05:002015-08-10T12:36:15.778-05:00I think I will go to sleep now. Tomorrow, I may do...I think I will go to sleep now. Tomorrow, I may do great things.<br /><br />Or tomorrow I may die.<br /><br />Either will be fine.Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-92103830680690882692015-08-10T10:00:23.794-05:002015-08-10T10:00:23.794-05:00Thank you!
I try not to complain too much in my b...Thank you!<br /><br />I try not to complain too much in my blog, but sometimes I have to whine just a little. I'm not naming any names, but some people I know and read are going through a lot more shit in their lives than I am.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-51801618897400691292015-08-10T09:44:14.179-05:002015-08-10T09:44:14.179-05:00This was as great a non-comment as my post was a n...This was as great a non-comment as my post was a non-post. <br /><br />My advice? Go back to bed. Stay there. That's never steered me wrong. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-40542412130744373082015-08-10T09:43:22.153-05:002015-08-10T09:43:22.153-05:00It seems to be their turn.
I know I keep saying t...It seems to be their turn.<br /><br />I know I keep saying this, but I looked up old Presidents, and it turns out we've NEVER had 4 consecutive 2-term Presidents. In fact, the Clinton/Bush/Obama run ties our old record of 2-termers, Jefferson/Madison/Monroe.<br /><br />So I am confident the next President will be a 1-termer. <br /><br />This means we'll only have four years of Trump. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-63933160455010032532015-08-10T09:27:30.031-05:002015-08-10T09:27:30.031-05:00I can't write while drunk. However, I seem to ...I can't write while drunk. However, I seem to come up with better ideas while under the influence. I'm way too practical sober. <br /><br />So write sober, dream stoned. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-78644352814058837942015-08-10T09:25:26.144-05:002015-08-10T09:25:26.144-05:00Some weekends I sit here and think, "Too many...Some weekends I sit here and think, "Too many words," and it just feels obnoxious to throw more words at people. <br /><br />And then a few days later, I'll be thinking, "A 1,500 word blog post about scientists competing to Frankenstein horses? This NEEDS to be said!" Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-60684695244979709342015-08-10T08:23:49.106-05:002015-08-10T08:23:49.106-05:00That's hilarious. That's exactly what I th...That's hilarious. That's exactly what I think every time I sober up: "Where did all these hours come from? What do I do with them?" Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-58500006686605686282015-08-10T08:22:40.838-05:002015-08-10T08:22:40.838-05:00Well, sure, everybody has bad days.
The Flaming L...Well, sure, everybody has bad days.<br /><br />The Flaming Lips once claimed to have a solution for that: "You have to sleep late when you can / And all your bad days will end." <br /><br />Best advice I ever heard. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-72650743329173235772015-08-09T22:40:44.620-05:002015-08-09T22:40:44.620-05:00Although I feel pain for your pain, I have to say ...Although I feel pain for your pain, I have to say that this is a nearly perfect post. I wish I could reach across the Internetz and give you a big hug and tell you I completely understand and you'e doing it all right. Because yeah. <3Chuck Baudelairehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16071566464851365196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-60301935338477523402015-08-09T22:01:05.393-05:002015-08-09T22:01:05.393-05:00Great. 'cause I can't comment today. I wok...Great. 'cause I can't comment today. I woke up with the stifles this morning and no matter what I do I feel like I just want to shut up. Maybe another post on another day I'll comment... but not today. Today I'm'a be QUIET! with drugsbjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00629670773822424555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-78343592641209231522015-08-09T22:00:20.983-05:002015-08-09T22:00:20.983-05:00Hang in there kid........Republicans may not win a...Hang in there kid........Republicans may not win after all.misfitwisdomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15347375813609735560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-65558975297125250752015-08-09T21:46:11.121-05:002015-08-09T21:46:11.121-05:00Sooooo you need to drink to write? WELCOME TO THE ...Sooooo you need to drink to write? WELCOME TO THE CLUB! So good to have you. Hemingway will be along shortly unless he's super dead. Have you thought about smoking illicit substances? That could help. Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com