tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post4076002062707097238..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: Plant Life (Part 3)Katyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-87594862985045444682013-06-18T23:39:50.289-05:002013-06-18T23:39:50.289-05:00It is a deal!I don't know Magnolia as well as ...It is a deal!<br><br>I don't know Magnolia as well as I know Tomball. And I know two people in Tomball. One had a wild monkey attack and mutilate his son's hands. The other had an angry coworker put her car in a tree with a bulldozer. <br><br>That may not happen to everyone out there, I suppose...Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-72907152576905618352013-06-18T15:02:55.615-05:002013-06-18T15:02:55.615-05:00Katy, if you're ever at Tomball Parkway, pleas...Katy, if you're ever at Tomball Parkway, please call me. I really do want to meet you before I'm gone from this plane of existence. I've cared about your health and welfare for some time now and really, not only do we have friendly trees, if a tree gets out of line one tiny bit, some company comes along and cuts them right down the middle. Of course, I'm talking about real trees and not metaphorical trees. I don't think this part of Magnolia is as horrible as you remember.Cal Jenningshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04144042881856233043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-58426785022703854982013-06-18T07:51:58.786-05:002013-06-18T07:51:58.786-05:00The interesting thing is that the incident has led...The interesting thing is that the incident has led me to realize a couple other things. It's the beginning of something.<br><br>The problem is that the posts like this typically get about 1/3 the comments and page views as the "I stepped on a piece of glass today" posts, so I'm not sure how to proceed. <br><br>We shall see.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-14826815311853640312013-06-17T20:25:09.392-05:002013-06-17T20:25:09.392-05:00Eventually you will realize, if you haven't al...Eventually you will realize, if you haven't already, that there must be a Part Four, and probably a Five and a Six. Because, you see, that shit Ethel Bunny bought from the guy on the food truck is still worming its way through your psyches and blood streams. It is not done with you yet......<br><br>Apuleius Platonicushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11761230673724504084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-77799880352762985512013-06-17T08:57:44.400-05:002013-06-17T08:57:44.400-05:00I think I could probably get 12 or 13 more posts o...I think I could probably get 12 or 13 more posts out of this, just with optional alternate endings.<br><br>The one where it turns out Bruce Willis was dead the whole time is going to shock everyone!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-51817021597088282582013-06-17T08:39:16.401-05:002013-06-17T08:39:16.401-05:00OPTIONAL ALTERNATE ENDING NUMBER TWO:Somewhere in ...OPTIONAL ALTERNATE ENDING NUMBER TWO:<br><br>Somewhere in Meyer Park, a half vine/half human child wanders restlessly, searching for its mother.A Beer For The Showerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-64148939838983258712013-06-14T08:10:17.810-05:002013-06-14T08:10:17.810-05:00I will punch my friends for screwing up your big w...I will punch my friends for screwing up your big weekend! <br><br>You see how violent the plant world has made me? You're probably lucky that you;'re staying clear.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-55272678086460446502013-06-14T07:23:38.118-05:002013-06-14T07:23:38.118-05:00I was hoping to get some of that vine for Father&#...I was hoping to get some of that vine for Father's Day. Guess I have to replan my weekend.Brenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874440639492898790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-4531900015754661132013-06-13T09:13:08.757-05:002013-06-13T09:13:08.757-05:00Hi, Pickleope! I am actually the most conservative...Hi, Pickleope! I am actually the most conservative, straight-laced person in that law office. Which is probably why I get pranked all the time...<br><br>But now that I am reasonably sure that my brain can call up alternate states of consciousness at will, I'm going to be visiting all sorts of cool places! <br><br>Just not the world of plants. Because plants are jerks.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-9660174298856624002013-06-13T09:02:02.562-05:002013-06-13T09:02:02.562-05:00I read a book recently in which the author writes ...I read a book recently in which the author writes of standing in flooded rice paddies in southeast Asia at night, stars reflected in the water and fireflies flying around - and it basically leads him to a moment of enlightenment. <br><br>Houston doesn't have fireflies. It doesn't have stars. And it doesn't have rice paddies. <br><br>It does occasionally have floods, though, so maybe that's enough for the enlightenment!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-76574415134660964232013-06-13T06:10:32.267-05:002013-06-13T06:10:32.267-05:00Is there a way to replicate that same supposed pla...Is there a way to replicate that same supposed placebo effect so that I can take a Flintstones chewable and think I'm tripping? And what kind of office do you work at that you can have a drug trip (that's not a drug trip) then think it's a good idea to go to your office!?! Sigh, so Vine isn't a real thing and I have to go back to doing the garden variety (pun intended) hallucinogens like mushrooms. Se la vie.Pickleopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-68895009244530769212013-06-13T03:34:47.715-05:002013-06-13T03:34:47.715-05:00LoL - A vine chuckled its viny chuckle and then tu...LoL - A vine chuckled its viny chuckle and then turned to a big old grumpy tree. It said, “Tell us that story again! The part where you convince Katy to suck my root and swallow the sap!” - still laughing<br><br>woke up as a sub-human ==> Did the 3 Cs followed by the 3 Ss ==> walk outside the gilded gate ==> became human<br><br>did the domesticated stuff with a smile on my face ==> returned to the bat cave<br><br>myself and the puppies had a blast playing with the grey storks in the flooded rice paddies. However, Mrs Goodstuff seems to have an irrational hatred of a little mud... <br><br>now I am Neonothopanus gardneri (bioluminescent mushroom) - feel like I am one with the world...<br>http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/featured/mushrooms-glow-in-the-dark/4821<br><br>thanks for the brain food<br><br><br>GOODSTUFFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07297008455232643250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-83167821847607186682013-06-13T00:06:58.776-05:002013-06-13T00:06:58.776-05:00What do YOU think it means, D4?Years from now, you...What do YOU think it means, D4?<br><br>Years from now, you can say you were reading tree blogs before they were cool. <br><br>Actually, I am told by reasonably reliable sources that I might have an enzyme that my friends did not have, so I got off on the vine even thought hey didn't. Or I might just be prone to the placebo effect.<br><br>Or it might have all been a dream!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-7441645844332831292013-06-12T23:34:40.817-05:002013-06-12T23:34:40.817-05:00You're right! It was all hype. I knew when I a...You're right! It was all hype. I knew when I approved that $30 million ad campaign that the trailer was going to include ALL of the good parts.<br><br>And the awful thing is that I don't even have sex and drugs as an escape now, because I assume all the drugs are placebos and I'm a lesbian which isn't real sex.<br><br>You have shown me the error of my ways!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-66322442341529808132013-06-12T23:11:19.391-05:002013-06-12T23:11:19.391-05:00So... so there's no magical tree vine and you ...So... so there's no magical tree vine and you were just really psychologically gullible? I mean that's cool and all.. unless the REAL ending is the alternate one and I'm reading something written by a TREE. Hell yeah hipster points! If a tree writes a blog post and I'm one of the first to read it, am I cool enough yet?D4http://www.blogger.com/profile/07917448737143816827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-49566739466662016052013-06-12T22:56:11.373-05:002013-06-12T22:56:11.373-05:00Oh Katy, I am frankly disappointed that the hype w...Oh Katy, I am frankly disappointed that the hype was definitely better than the real thing. As they say on Wall Street: buy on the rumor but sell on the news. <br><br>You know what, I am going to be honest with you, this ending is just LAME, I tell you. <br><br>You need some real bang in your life, some sizzle, some craziness and provocation that is befitting a lesbian's life, that's according to us straight people's common assumption about lesbians; just ask Harry. <br><br>I say you go to a sex party stat, like tomorrow night, and maybe hook up with some professional sex workers; and the heck with Dana, in fact, if Dana goes there then you'd better go there too, if only to show the world (or just the lucky few who would get invited to such questionable endeavors) how exciting your life really is. <br><br>Now THAT would be a better and the only proper ending to this blog.on5464http://www.blogger.com/profile/00718788154888165635noreply@blogger.com