tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post6036060793318949300..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: AdorableKatyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-34584349636910811142015-01-05T17:02:44.613-06:002015-01-05T17:02:44.613-06:00Hi, chuck! Why is it that the people I've neve...Hi, chuck! Why is it that the people I've never met on the internet all say I'm adorable but the people I HAVE met in the real world all say I'm weird?<br /><br />It should be the other way around. <br /><br />I'm adorable, damn it. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-14910743669842257452015-01-05T16:08:49.797-06:002015-01-05T16:08:49.797-06:00I don't know, I really like weird. And, althou...I don't know, I really like weird. And, although you seem a little weird to a first timer at your blog, you are adorable as well.chuck whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00791668055568575808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-69427866043864931002014-09-25T09:11:41.547-05:002014-09-25T09:11:41.547-05:00Speaking of creepy, I realized last night that Mad...Speaking of creepy, I realized last night that Madison is closer in age to my eldest daughter than she is to me. <br /><br />Also, my "hi" is probably as creepy as most people's leering. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-52646340948116399082014-09-25T08:52:15.111-05:002014-09-25T08:52:15.111-05:00Well at least you said "Hi" to her. Some...Well at least you said "Hi" to her. Some people would just sit and stare at her creepily every day in the class and never actually say anything to her. <br /><br />JayI'm With Stupidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18352295440962119209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-89699110804950103382014-09-23T08:35:24.626-05:002014-09-23T08:35:24.626-05:00I think there would be a few red flags with Mooner...I think there would be a few red flags with Mooner, if I went that way. The talking dogs, bad marital history, and visits from God, for instance. Otherwise, the mental history would be fine, of course...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-77286574756169083302014-09-23T08:32:50.143-05:002014-09-23T08:32:50.143-05:00I'm not sure what it even means to be "we...I'm not sure what it even means to be "weird" actually, but I seem to get accused of it a lot. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-38803997951331786572014-09-23T08:29:39.411-05:002014-09-23T08:29:39.411-05:00People get very excitable over Walmart. Usually, i...People get very excitable over Walmart. Usually, it's over employment practices, their ability to drive Mom & Pop stores out of business in rural areas, and their ability to dominate the sales of certain industries.<br /><br />However, I don't know that I've ever actually been inside a Walmart. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-79668998551367812022014-09-23T08:11:21.380-05:002014-09-23T08:11:21.380-05:00Yeah... shopping at Walmart is a great way to avoi...Yeah... shopping at Walmart is a great way to avoid weird people...squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-1546294975569931382014-09-23T06:08:02.266-05:002014-09-23T06:08:02.266-05:00My wife and I thoroughly enjoy Walmart: Good produ...My wife and I thoroughly enjoy Walmart: Good products, reduced prices.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-24413797490195544992014-09-23T06:06:00.389-05:002014-09-23T06:06:00.389-05:00One should avoid weird, of courseOne should avoid weird, of courseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-26167132755115690432014-09-22T20:19:09.147-05:002014-09-22T20:19:09.147-05:00My bike!My bike!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-68058448136556507562014-09-22T20:18:11.937-05:002014-09-22T20:18:11.937-05:00That approach would completely eliminate my concer...That approach would completely eliminate my concerns about breaking new people into my weirdness slowly, wouldn't it? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-73195981967594815642014-09-22T20:10:28.945-05:002014-09-22T20:10:28.945-05:00That's sort of why I'm taking Spanish (aga...That's sort of why I'm taking Spanish (again). I took 11 credit hours of it in undergrad but I don't remember much. I figure if I'm going to keep working in nonprofit - or with the general public at all - in Houston, I probably ought to know Spanish...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-10961577916269425672014-09-22T14:11:42.637-05:002014-09-22T14:11:42.637-05:00You should just have cards printed out with your n...You should just have cards printed out with your name and blog address, and phone number on them. Anyone who spends more than five minutes surfing through your blobber posts would HAVE to make contact. They'd be drawn like moths to a flame... Not that moths fare well once they've arrived... maybe that's a lousy analogy. Metal shavings to a magnet? Lint to a navel? (Mooner's right: Fuck Walmart)squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-60146361515614578912014-09-22T14:09:12.017-05:002014-09-22T14:09:12.017-05:00Those well rehearsed lines never work on the truly...Those well rehearsed lines never work on the truly beautiful, anyway. They've heard them all, and have their bullshit filters set on permanent high alert. I wish I'd thought of the earbuds/headphones thing when I was taking Spanish in high school. At least then I'd have a good excuse for spending two years in Spanish I, and two more getting through Spanish II. "Didn't hear a word of it all semester... What can you expect?"squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-21748412819967449332014-09-22T14:04:20.741-05:002014-09-22T14:04:20.741-05:00BJ, Mooner also licks his eyebrows when he says it...BJ, Mooner also licks his eyebrows when he says it, which might explain his eleven marriages. Probably explains the ten divorces, too...squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-47919953733522578132014-09-22T11:10:51.934-05:002014-09-22T11:10:51.934-05:00I don't know why, but that comment really tote...I don't know why, but that comment really <a href="http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/39/48/be/3948be717004deaab94d991f2dcfb6a4.jpg" rel="nofollow">totes mah goats.</a>A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-53716089827064562792014-09-22T09:36:09.930-05:002014-09-22T09:36:09.930-05:00Oh, you Beer for the Shower guys! U so cray-cray!Oh, you Beer for the Shower guys! U so cray-cray!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-83921161461658140162014-09-22T09:35:10.761-05:002014-09-22T09:35:10.761-05:00I appreciate this for two reasons. 1) for the writ...I appreciate this for two reasons. 1) for the writing, and 2) for never at any point calling her "adorbs."A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-67187816661227364662014-09-22T09:30:56.979-05:002014-09-22T09:30:56.979-05:00Thank you, Michelle! I'm happy about this one ...Thank you, Michelle! I'm happy about this one because I just sat down and wrote it with no planning or forethought, really. That almost never happens!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-66787097009820970452014-09-22T08:30:10.718-05:002014-09-22T08:30:10.718-05:00I love this story so much. Perfect amount of detai...I love this story so much. Perfect amount of details and feeling. Absolutely loved it.Michelle Longohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15437193620480920753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-18193644472893383722014-09-21T22:35:04.212-05:002014-09-21T22:35:04.212-05:00Frankly, my record isn't much worse than Moone...Frankly, my record isn't much worse than Mooner's... My general rule of thumb from here on out when it comes to women is to do exactly the opposite of whatever my instinct and gut tell me to do.Although if my gut tells me to do the opposite of what my gut tells me, I do get a paradoxical point...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-20191319147787323202014-09-21T21:59:55.340-05:002014-09-21T21:59:55.340-05:00Whatever you do, Katie, don't hit her with Moo...Whatever you do, Katie, don't hit her with Mooner's famous opening line for vanquishment ... "How's it hangin', Babe?" or Little Ms. Adorable will skeee-DADDLE!<br />um ... some have tentacles. some have claws ....bjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00629670773822424555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-7005829254685047942014-09-21T11:27:53.344-05:002014-09-21T11:27:53.344-05:00We're not going to judge you around here, MSgt...We're not going to judge you around here, MSgt. What you happily do behind those two is your business. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-76400005888454606072014-09-21T11:23:58.970-05:002014-09-21T11:23:58.970-05:00You've gotta take a long range view of these s...You've gotta take a long range view of these story arcs. This could be going on for years. Dana may have died of old age before the muse has me fill you in on her condition. <br /><br />It will be worth the wait, though. That much I know.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.com