tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post6178353772616097721..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: How to Club a Baby Seal to DeathKatyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-6148881303628309132012-10-02T08:04:57.970-05:002012-10-02T08:04:57.970-05:00That is a great idea!because then - when those asi...That is a great idea!<br><br>because then - when those asinine environmentalists and animal activists start complaining about seal clubbing, you can point out that some seals club themselves, and if it's so bad, why would that happen?<br><br>It's the same argument used about Africans selling Africans into slavery in the 16th century.<br><br>Genius!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-20765104220213917952012-10-01T12:21:04.672-05:002012-10-01T12:21:04.672-05:00If only they'd post videos of themselves here,...If only they'd post videos of themselves here, it would be worth our time (watching), like castrating themselves with a hammer or whacking their foreheads until consciousness fades. <br><br>If only they'd do just one of those.gargoylesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-22287543328825639282012-10-01T07:33:58.993-05:002012-10-01T07:33:58.993-05:00I'm passive aggressive, so I don't need to...I'm passive aggressive, so I don't need to club any seals. I just act really mean and annoying and uninterested until the seal gets so mad it clubs itself.A Beer for the Showerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-53141391190665055422012-10-01T00:04:53.627-05:002012-10-01T00:04:53.627-05:00It's because I am her main squeeze 24x7x365. ...<br>It's because I am her main squeeze 24x7x365. <br><br>It's because she can't live without me, this life or next. <br><br>It's because we are the adam and eve, after having eaten the apple and found out how amazing sex is. <br><br>It's because posting my comments is so much easier and more exciting than making up what you would say. <br><br>It's because she could use you to get me to write a comment or two, to tell each other that we are still alive, still willing and able to ...<br><br>LOVE. <br>on5464http://www.blogger.com/profile/00718788154888165635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-50091040020007209712012-09-30T22:10:10.616-05:002012-09-30T22:10:10.616-05:00Katy, you seem to be missing the point here (if yo...Katy, you seem to be missing the point here (if you dont mind me saying so), what i primarily want to know is why on earth would you prefer scum like "on5464" over me ?.jervaise brooke hamsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-12613367163292064102012-09-30T21:57:09.170-05:002012-09-30T21:57:09.170-05:00Haha... on5464 is batting about a 400 this season ...Haha... on5464 is batting about a 400 this season on getting comments published. <br><br>A wiser blogger than me would ban both of y'all's asses. <br><br>But I am a forgiving type...Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-16185378341611018912012-09-30T20:32:39.919-05:002012-09-30T20:32:39.919-05:00Katy, as an example, you have to admit that "...Katy, as an example, you have to admit that "on5464" (for instance) has been much more consistently offensive, disrespectful, and objectionable with his com-girl-ts than i have ever been, and yet his com-girl-ts are always published, i hear what you`re saying with regards to some of the filth and dirt that i have attempted to post here but i still sense some borderline double standards going on.jervaise brooke hamsternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-72998936728878566562012-09-30T18:27:29.944-05:002012-09-30T18:27:29.944-05:00It really surprises me that anyone smart enough to...It really surprises me that anyone smart enough to hit "on" on their computer would have to ask such a question. You are going to find that - regardless of what name you post comments under - I will generally approve comments.<br><br>However, you have to be well aware that you have consistently behaved like an imbecile in your comments. You have posted upwards of 12 off-topic comments in a period of 5 minutes. <br><br>You have suggested that you would like to sodomize me, my daughter, and an assortment of other CHILDREN and adults.<br><br>You disrespect me. You disrespect other commenters on my page.<br><br>I will not approve such trash.<br><br>I hope this answers your question and helps you to fashion more appropriate comments in the future!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-86032225615471931642012-09-30T18:10:43.000-05:002012-09-30T18:10:43.000-05:00Katy, recently on this site Jervaise Brooke Hamste...Katy, recently on this site Jervaise Brooke Hamster has been given a complete brush-off (except for a com-girl-t left by one of his alter-egos Jennifer Croissant), why has that rodent been apparently dismissed ?. a rather perplexed little tossernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-91572677064485227052012-09-30T10:52:51.321-05:002012-09-30T10:52:51.321-05:00Hmmm... I don't know about that answer.Almost ...Hmmm... I don't know about that answer.<br><br>Almost seems lawyer-like in its attempt to split hairs...Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-77087175243565620152012-09-29T20:17:34.214-05:002012-09-29T20:17:34.214-05:00I did use words balance and lawyer in the same sen...I did use words balance and lawyer in the same sentence. However it was in reference to a bank balance, so I can get by with it.<br>Brenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874440639492898790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-80513477825963139252012-09-28T21:22:56.936-05:002012-09-28T21:22:56.936-05:00So we took you by surprise,You see right through t...So we took you by surprise,<br>You see right through those monsters' eyes.<br>Hard to know just how they feel, but...<br>They know you are the first and last Prophet, the Seal.<br>(The Ender. The Way, the One who completes.) <br><br>Ah, but the gargoyles wonder, just how do you sleep?<br>Ahh, how do you sleep, at night?<br><br>Messengers laughed at what you said.<br>Thought you're in over your head.<br>Some whisper she's crazy insane.<br>Could she have what Heaven cannot attain?<br><br>Ah, the messengers wonder how does she sleep?<br>Ahh, how does she sleep, at night?<br><br>But we know the oceans will open.<br>We know the fish will fly.<br>We know the sky will blacken.<br>We know the birds will die.<br>And only she will sing. Only She will sing.<br><br>Upon the eleventh hour only in a minute She will sing for the children.<br>To see what only bees can see.<br>To hear what only bats can hear.<br>If only for a minute then oh-oo-oh...<br><br>The Sun will flash and strike.<br>The oceans will leap.<br>The skies will shriek.<br>They'll learn what it's like, to be meek. <br>(the mystery of this theme revealed: the new children - the creatures - able to speak.)<br><br>Ah, but Eve how will you put the people to sleep?<br>Eve, how will put them ALL to sleep, that night?<br><br>When the oceans open and the fish fly. The skies blacken and the birds die.<br>Sing, but tell us what it's like - please - to be at once, Everything.<br>Human-unkind on their knees. And oh-oo-oh how will they sleep?<br><br>When the oceans open and the fish fly.<br>When the skies blacken. <br>When the birds die.<br>When the World is underwater.<br>And Everyone is dead.<br>Ah, will you let the gargoyles sleep?<br>Ahh, will you let us at least sleep, at night?gargoylesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-429984598346739502012-09-28T18:43:52.674-05:002012-09-28T18:43:52.674-05:00The words "lawyer" and "balance&quo...The words "lawyer" and "balance" used in the same sentence?<br><br>Hmmm...Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-2492308510105012012-09-28T14:23:30.317-05:002012-09-28T14:23:30.317-05:00Not having money when being around lawyers? The l...Not having money when being around lawyers? The lawyers would tell you the universe is in balance. Brenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874440639492898790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-84768369906478012942012-09-27T13:01:30.465-05:002012-09-27T13:01:30.465-05:00Wow.The only question left for the likes of YOU is...Wow.<br><br>The only question left for the likes of YOU is to figure out whether I KNOW I'm a prophet or whether it is sort of accidental. <br><br>It's sort of like the plot of "Gravity's Rainbow", where a German bomb ends up falling on every British site where Tyrone Slothrop shags a girls, to the point where the Allies start trying to figure out what the connection is. <br><br>I'm just like that, really. Only different.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-13007112728159967062012-09-27T09:27:10.463-05:002012-09-27T09:27:10.463-05:00Your influence on Eternity is not well known becau...Your influence on Eternity is not well known because of your modesty. It is your modesty to blame.<br><br>But who or what else could originate such profound thought as discussed in the Book of Leviticus?<br><br>"And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, in order that the beast may lie with her, and solicit it to commit such an action with her, thou shall kill the woman and the beast, the woman by stoning, and the beast with clubs to prevent monstrous births."<br><br>You are the oral Targum.<br><br>And if that doesn't satisfy your skeptics, consider the case of the 700 Club, whereby you calculated the weight of club necessary to kill - humanely - a seal with one blow, specifically 700 stones in ancient measure.gargoylesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-45892724404239543242012-09-26T23:24:01.841-05:002012-09-26T23:24:01.841-05:00Some of those seals are just asking for it, I hear...Some of those seals are just asking for it, I hear. Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-70146399904168838452012-09-26T23:22:39.813-05:002012-09-26T23:22:39.813-05:00I gave Jesus some great advice.I gave Jesus some great advice.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-33912366532089013632012-09-26T23:15:26.938-05:002012-09-26T23:15:26.938-05:00If there is one thing that I do not have a scarcit...If there is one thing that I do not have a scarcity of around me, it's lawyers. <br><br>However, my understanding is that in the same way that cars need fuel to move, lawyers require money.<br><br>There are more lawyers around me than there is money.<br><br>That could be a problem.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-58333071380948483922012-09-26T23:13:10.777-05:002012-09-26T23:13:10.777-05:00I see.I see.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-48137543029609033012012-09-26T22:41:29.665-05:002012-09-26T22:41:29.665-05:00YES, but not "theory", fact.YES, but not "theory", fact.on5464http://www.blogger.com/profile/00718788154888165635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-15205946805443050452012-09-26T20:25:02.765-05:002012-09-26T20:25:02.765-05:00I didn't want to mention the Double Bigamy sin...I didn't want to mention the Double Bigamy since as the eternal optimist and one who always believes in redemption, I hope you and Dana will get back together. If not you may need a good lawyer to untangle your marital situation(s).Brenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874440639492898790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-28149705576079293362012-09-26T19:29:59.341-05:002012-09-26T19:29:59.341-05:00Poor baby seals. Clearly the ones who successfully...Poor baby seals. Clearly the ones who successfully club them are heartless, Voldemort types. Right?Lydia Kanghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00484415427764822386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-22592290742056395502012-09-26T17:38:09.382-05:002012-09-26T17:38:09.382-05:00Despite Time you've influenced the greats, eve...Despite Time you've influenced the greats, even Mark Twain wrote, "Sacred seals make the best hamburger," we believe yes we believe and that time you yelped at the sight of your shaven she-she, "Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé. Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé." What more can we say? It seemed so very real. It seemed so real to us.gargoylesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-68066361813560630512012-09-26T09:56:30.990-05:002012-09-26T09:56:30.990-05:00Hi, Brent! I love this post! It's my favorite ...Hi, Brent! I love this post! It's my favorite one in months...<br><br>Season 1 of Lesbians in My Soup was "Bigamy."<br>Season 2 was "Religion."<br>Season 3 is "The Breakup."<br><br>It's just how it turns out.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.com