tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post6796789630642814278..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: Trepanation BluesKatyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-43778812838474785242014-10-31T12:24:32.413-05:002014-10-31T12:24:32.413-05:00Frank, you have turned up a lot more times this ye...Frank, you have turned up a lot more times this year than in the last couple years. You never need an excuse for that. I know you're very old and that you've probably been trying to get online by pressing buttons on your VCR or microwave. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-16650769669853779282014-10-31T12:10:23.014-05:002014-10-31T12:10:23.014-05:00Back again, no believable excuses, as by defininat...Back again, no believable excuses, as by definination all excuses might as well be lies because they all sound like lies. i never cared how many times my employees grandmother died, I only cared if she died often enough to make me need to replace you. I pray you don't fell like replacing me. FranFrankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17091022584776961918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-40625716908909791532014-09-05T10:33:51.533-05:002014-09-05T10:33:51.533-05:00I just have to remind people once in a while, squa...I just have to remind people once in a while, squat. Keeps the page views up. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-30040401121184245132014-09-02T18:48:14.609-05:002014-09-02T18:48:14.609-05:00Ha! Get yourself a machine washable keyboard. They...Ha! Get yourself a machine washable keyboard. They are an online drunk's best friend. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-46805760221616190062014-09-02T16:42:10.822-05:002014-09-02T16:42:10.822-05:00Shit, you owe me a keyboard.
I'll never get th...Shit, you owe me a keyboard.<br />I'll never get the smell of beer out of this one.<br /><br />God. I hate it when it comes out my nose like that.MSgt Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00035771485514432736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-81734746731015748452014-09-02T12:46:07.151-05:002014-09-02T12:46:07.151-05:00I'm not sure what the purpose would be today. ...I'm not sure what the purpose would be today. if it was to get rid of demons, then the operation failed miserably... Or delightfully. Whichever. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-41174755377430547612014-09-02T12:44:31.205-05:002014-09-02T12:44:31.205-05:00Oh no! You've unmasked my agenda, Gert. I was ...Oh no! You've unmasked my agenda, Gert. I was hoping to pull impressionable youngsters over to a life of alcohol and anonymous sex by making this post as glamorous as possible. <br /><br />And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-75045242137327915832014-09-02T12:03:44.131-05:002014-09-02T12:03:44.131-05:00A trepanation scar!?! Did the tequila also transpo...A trepanation scar!?! Did the tequila also transport you to the mid-17th century? They don't--please tell me--drill holes in people's heads to release the pressure (or demons or whatever). As a professional drunk, I've thankfully never woken up in such a situation in my career, only in some stranger's bushes in their backyard.Pickleopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-68903509395525483942014-09-02T10:58:06.461-05:002014-09-02T10:58:06.461-05:00This is what people don't like about queers. T...This is what people don't like about queers. They are always having to brag about their risky life choices and getting laid. In this case in the style of William S. Burroughs or somesuch shit. Not your best, lady. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09303470801630925164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-34306943466230665982014-09-01T17:58:14.223-05:002014-09-01T17:58:14.223-05:00In part of this post that I deleted, I thought I h...In part of this post that I deleted, I thought I had injured my back while drunk and it turned out my kidneys had basically shut down. Apparently subsisting on tequila for several consecutive days is rough on a human body!<br /><br />You see how kind I am? I report back on this stuff so you don't have to go do it yourself. Adam (above) is going to live vicariously through me!<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-30017356396593907122014-09-01T17:54:04.000-05:002014-09-01T17:54:04.000-05:00Haha... Yes, it is a great excuse if you can get a...Haha... Yes, it is a great excuse if you can get away with using it. Back when I was under the influence of something all of the time, I would rationalize every stupid thing I did and every lapse in judgment, memory, or logic as being a side effect.<br /><br />Then I got sober. My thinking wasn't any more clear, my decisions weren't any better. It turns out I'm just sort of an idiot. So I might as well drink. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-9104830182974241272014-09-01T16:54:06.216-05:002014-09-01T16:54:06.216-05:00your post is as close as i'd like to be to Han...your post is as close as i'd like to be to Hangover Hell anytime soon. certainty level 100%. Nessa Lockehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10793613496258240147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-23536450052354238932014-09-01T14:36:40.961-05:002014-09-01T14:36:40.961-05:00I guess it's both a blessing and a curse, then...I guess it's both a blessing and a curse, then, that my body processes alcohol so fast that I can't get this level of drunk. Sure, on one hand, I never have to deal with the consequences of drunken choices or the brutal hangover that follows, but on the other hand, every bad decision I've ever made has been sober. That's a scary thought.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-43123676141064785732014-09-01T11:41:37.120-05:002014-09-01T11:41:37.120-05:00It's not normally this bad, especially if you ...It's not normally this bad, especially if you stop at a reasonable point. I was clearly trying to wash brain cells away here. That is not an endorsement of alcohol...<br /><br />Come to think of it: Don't drink, kids!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-28735687485833618792014-09-01T11:39:03.563-05:002014-09-01T11:39:03.563-05:00I think everyone should live vicariously through m...I think everyone should live vicariously through me, actually. But if they do, they'd better like lying around staring at the ceiling while listening to old prog. There's going to be a lot of that...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-26511591436599042732014-09-01T09:55:14.480-05:002014-09-01T09:55:14.480-05:00¡This makes me so happy that I don't drink! ¡S...¡This makes me so happy that I don't drink! ¡Si! Bill the Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08436195659154078021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-89960882962198650212014-09-01T03:49:11.564-05:002014-09-01T03:49:11.564-05:00Sounds wild. I'm not sure I'm cut out for...Sounds wild. I'm not sure I'm cut out for that whole lifestyle personally. I'd rather eat a jammie dodger and have a lie down than indulge in a crazed, liquor-addled sex romp. However, it does make for interesting reading and I have decided that I shall start living vicariously through you. Go Katy!<br /><br />(P.S. It's Addman by the way)Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-30984454272873955432014-09-01T02:21:27.910-05:002014-09-01T02:21:27.910-05:00Exactly! That was my ultimate decision. There must...Exactly! That was my ultimate decision. There must have been a reason I chose to do what it took to black out, right? In the blue pill/red pill option, I took the blue pill, apparently. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-1182857196273489312014-09-01T02:12:02.827-05:002014-09-01T02:12:02.827-05:00Back when I had mornings like that, the most impor...Back when I had mornings like that, the most important question was -- Do I really want to remember?Ted McLaughlinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15035498835671628943noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-67467154837661213882014-09-01T01:30:32.901-05:002014-09-01T01:30:32.901-05:00She's got legs. She knows how to use them... ...She's got legs. She knows how to use them... I went out to Tuscon a few years back to go and catch spiders, and I've returned a few times since then. Sometimes I have to get into a different sort of mental space. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-70247406154695359182014-08-31T21:59:00.174-05:002014-08-31T21:59:00.174-05:00Well, there's that...Well, there's that...squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-87199853837010014962014-08-31T21:25:37.259-05:002014-08-31T21:25:37.259-05:00YES! YES! I Completely understand!
As my fingers...YES! YES! I Completely understand! <br /><br />As my fingers slid off the curb, my cheap sunglasses reviled a sharp dressed man covered in Rio Grande mud. He declared that yes indeed, Rosario did the fandango with Tres Hombres at the brothel in La Grange, Tejas. Then the sweetest sound... Leila singing while grinding the tube snake boogie style... ZZZZZZZs<br /><br />I have been down this road before. It cost me 400 dollars in taxi fares and a great job. However, I would do it again!<br /><br />Was this a Burning Man thing or were you testing the immigration folks?<br /><br />GOODSTUFFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07297008455232643250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-87544631064520898042014-08-31T17:11:59.281-05:002014-08-31T17:11:59.281-05:00Wha- Oh! The trepanation hole. I thought you were ...Wha- Oh! The trepanation hole. I thought you were making a reference to us both being chicks...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-52538629022532577712014-08-31T17:07:34.161-05:002014-08-31T17:07:34.161-05:00Yeah, I almost ALWAYS remember what I do when I...Yeah, I almost ALWAYS remember what I do when I'm under the influence. But I almost NEVER remember any of my dreams, so it balances out, i guess.<br /><br />This post was well on its way to being about 3 times longer - I have a whole bit written where I get trapped inside of a t-shirt while trying to put it on, another where I walk outside and look up and down the road. The style of the piece wore on me after a while, though, so I shortened it for the sake of my ADHD readers...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-56264928055250830432014-08-31T16:49:45.629-05:002014-08-31T16:49:45.629-05:00Yeah, face down is always best (somebody should...Yeah, face down is always best (somebody should'a told Jimi, Pearl and Jim) but that makes it difficult to put one foot on the floor, too, sooo ..... eveidently you're weathering the storm well, though .... or weathered, rather.<br />Sounds like a scene right outta 'Touch Of Evil' ... but 'cept for that extra hole, I mean.bjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00629670773822424555noreply@blogger.com