tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post826302010325573902..comments2023-05-23T07:09:38.544-05:00Comments on Fascist Dyke Motors: The Skinned Knee BluesKatyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14044608857535811777noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-10271793512137764082012-05-19T22:58:21.350-05:002012-05-19T22:58:21.350-05:00If I have my way, there is going to be an influx o...If I have my way, there is going to be an influx of interesting characters wander in here over the next few weeks. Gay folks and Christians and gay Christians. <br><br>We need to learn to play nice with each other, or else we won't be playing at all.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-20494916646386722062012-05-19T12:41:10.171-05:002012-05-19T12:41:10.171-05:00Once again "on5464" has shown that they ...Once again "on5464" has shown that they are frightened of the future, anyone who is negative about any aspect of the internet (or the people who use it) is scared shit-less of the future, by definition. They prefer instead to run and hide in the past where its nice and cosy amongst all the lies, hypocrisy, and sexual repression that they love so much. Its very silly to be in denial about the future, those frightened idiots fall by the wayside very quickly. Supposedly sad pathetic losers on the internet represent "the future", frightened morons like "on5464" represent "the past" ! ! !.steve prefontainenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-3950886656210914322012-05-19T10:02:44.527-05:002012-05-19T10:02:44.527-05:00It’s widely known that most internet lesbians are ...It’s widely known that most internet lesbians are in fact middle-aged men in the American Midwest hiding in their garage all night long, trying their best to fake a meager understanding of the most elusive aspect of the female psyche. <br><br>Likewise, most internet child molesters who use multiple personalities to hide from the light of day, and to openly tout how virile they are at molesting anything that crosses their path, including pigeons and cockroaches apparently, are in fact old gay geezers in England, hiding in their basement all day long, hallucinating that they don’t look like total pathetic losers to everyone on the internet. <br><br>So, if you are not so bloody gay, then we don’t know who would be.on5464http://www.blogger.com/profile/00718788154888165635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-15154968122400207362012-05-18T04:26:09.103-05:002012-05-18T04:26:09.103-05:00Katy, how can "The Hamster" possibly be ...Katy, how can "The Hamster" possibly be a faggot if he desperately wants to bugger YOU ! ? ! ?.otis rampaging heterosexualitynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-71909564923108041222012-05-17T23:25:27.010-05:002012-05-17T23:25:27.010-05:00I'm all about the family entertainment.I'm all about the family entertainment.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-78127040805315987782012-05-17T23:23:01.608-05:002012-05-17T23:23:01.608-05:00Me too.Did I mention I got hit by a canoe in downt...Me too.<br><br>Did I mention I got hit by a canoe in downtown Houston a few weeks back?Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-81758672243810716062012-05-17T21:41:59.434-05:002012-05-17T21:41:59.434-05:00You are a sentimental softie! OK not really, but ...You are a sentimental softie! OK not really, but yes an outstanding bit of prose. You should sleep the sleep of a woman who's knees still have a few scars from a childhood well spent.Brenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874440639492898790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-67230584344901930152012-05-17T20:51:47.144-05:002012-05-17T20:51:47.144-05:00Still accident prone.Still accident prone.Jon Murrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402162509370865354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-85580271140724610682012-05-17T19:09:56.704-05:002012-05-17T19:09:56.704-05:00I love Jervaise because he tries so darn hard to c...I love Jervaise because he tries so darn hard to convince everyone he's NOT gay. He's fooling no one, of course, but it is adorable to see him try.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-72666141082080747992012-05-17T19:07:56.941-05:002012-05-17T19:07:56.941-05:00Did you outgrow it? Are you still accident-prone?Did you outgrow it? Are you still accident-prone?Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-40453495257521583332012-05-17T13:56:37.958-05:002012-05-17T13:56:37.958-05:00Katy, do you love Jervaise Brooke Hamster because ...Katy, do you love Jervaise Brooke Hamster because he loves me or because hes a small furry rodent ?.Heather O'Rourkenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-16845482197206581822012-05-15T23:13:07.503-05:002012-05-15T23:13:07.503-05:00Oh god. I should not tell you what happened in chi...Oh god. I should not tell you what happened in childhood. I have scars all over my body.... lived on a hobby farm. I had horses as a kid. My right elbow has a scar on it, where I was dragged, had a dirt bike too, which does not tell you how fearless I was back them. Let's say this, skinned knees never hurt me. It was a broken nose, concussions, which is why I have to search for some words to say now..... having and riding horses that were half broke when I got them, then having some sort of native American fantasizes meant I would ride them bare back, with little more than a piece of rope to control them. As it is, I do have native American in me, something I feel a lot of families do that have been in this place as long as mine has. (had an ancestor that was off the mayflower) Childhood meant as a kid in a rural setting with an imagination like mine a lot of rough and tumble things as I learned the hard way the limits of my physical body. Also, it is where I learned I do have a high tolerance for pain.Jon Murrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402162509370865354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-59187475501294977772012-05-15T19:39:39.302-05:002012-05-15T19:39:39.302-05:00The last few comments make it sound as though we g...The last few comments make it sound as though we grew up in the 3rd world. Or during wartime. <br><br>It should also probably be pointed out that a few of the commenters wandering around here lived in a time before state laws required the wearing of seatbelts, airbags... and there were no cell phones, so if you broke down out in the desert or somewhere, buddy, you were vulture food.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-29239648651759006382012-05-15T19:22:33.111-05:002012-05-15T19:22:33.111-05:00A wise old, possibly crippled sage, throwing kids ...A wise old, possibly crippled sage, throwing kids out windows for their own good.<br><br>"What I'm about to do to you is going to hurt like hell, but you'll thank me for it later!"<br><br>PLUNK!Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-75375733616991212942012-05-15T14:24:25.081-05:002012-05-15T14:24:25.081-05:00Heck, let's see...... as a child.... skinned k...Heck, let's see...... as a child.... skinned knees were nothing. Learned to piss on dirt, and slap a little on if it was bleeding. Guess I was around three when I tripped on a rock and broke open the skin around my right orbital bone. later on I managed to slash my wrist open doing pull ups in the garage due to a nail.... Got my first concussion when I was riding a barely broke horse and the pheasant decided to get the hades out of where we were, and don't remember walking home from that one. Not to mention riding my bike and smacking face first into a camper trailer.... Hell, I'm surprised I still have some cognitive function. <br><br>Now, since I've been an adult. Left knee ACL tear, Broken left orbital bone. left shoulder at 40 percent, with a tendency to come out. I ought to be in a straightjacket. :)Jon Murrayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04402162509370865354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-40760638017815208602012-05-15T12:16:58.142-05:002012-05-15T12:16:58.142-05:00Yeah, kids are weak nowadays. I say this having fa...Yeah, kids are weak nowadays. I say this having fathered two kids of my own. Kids are just weak know. It amazes me when I hear of someone going through life not having broken a bone...EVER!! I've broken four bones in my life; yeah I broke them because I was being an idiot, but that's just it. The level of wisdom we acquire in life can only counter the level of idiocy we we have in our youth. Byt that rationale, I'm gonna be a wise-old sage!Rafahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17941190987353600642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-22779108071122468322012-05-14T23:11:46.727-05:002012-05-14T23:11:46.727-05:00I wrote a sentimental blog post, Brent! I am paint...I wrote a sentimental blog post, Brent! I am painting in new colors!<br><br>Skinned knees! That's like sentimental middle aged clap trap material. <br><br>But it's a good piece, I think. And the responses have been valid and dead on. <br><br>I go to bed tonight happy. <br><br>And relieved that you don't have lock jaw.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-9171046919250664162012-05-14T19:40:21.766-05:002012-05-14T19:40:21.766-05:00The life lessons from skinned knees are invaluable...The life lessons from skinned knees are invaluable. Tried something, didn't work out how I planned, didn't kill me either. Dust yourself off and move on. <br><br>For me it was knife nicks and cuts. This is what happens when you attempt to juggle sharp things, or whittle, or whatever. The good news, we don't have to outgrow skinned knees or accidental cuts. My doctor was amazed I couldn't remember why I had gotten a tetanus shot 2 years earlier. It was somewhere between my recip saw and a woodworking carving knife. When you jab yourself (or fall) weekly, the incidents run together.Brenthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874440639492898790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-4058008608889381822012-05-14T11:49:59.610-05:002012-05-14T11:49:59.610-05:00Survival of the fittest dude. Not like that girl d...Survival of the fittest dude. <br><br>Not like that girl down the block who took one tumble off a roof and died. <br><br>She won't be passing on her genes.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-52532882240360528932012-05-14T09:35:01.609-05:002012-05-14T09:35:01.609-05:00I'm surprised I even have knees after all the ...I'm surprised I even have knees after all the falls I took as a kid. And it was always on asphalt--and not even good asphalt--it was the kind that left these black chunks of tar in your wound. As we speak, the tar is probably still circling my bloodstream adding to my future cancer.<br><br>Good times, good times.A Beer for the Showerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-7909276098851065102012-05-14T08:02:16.695-05:002012-05-14T08:02:16.695-05:00If I spend to much time thinking back to my childh...If I spend to much time thinking back to my childhood, it starts to feel like one of those episodes all of the TV shows used to do back in the Eighties, where they just show short clips from all their other episodes.<br><br>Except all my character does is fall down and get hurt in various lightly comedic ways.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-61862536059002232582012-05-14T08:00:35.431-05:002012-05-14T08:00:35.431-05:00Carpet burns was a source of skinned knees I skipp...Carpet burns was a source of skinned knees I skipped, this was clearly a family-friendly post this week.<br><br>I did think about that scene in the film, "Chasing Amy", where the characters sit around comparing scars (a la "Jaws") that they'd gotten during oral sex.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-38415430462912144762012-05-14T07:58:43.873-05:002012-05-14T07:58:43.873-05:00Yeah, but tarantulas apparently have the option to...Yeah, but tarantulas apparently have the option to jettison a leg or two if they need to - and grow new ones. I don't have that option. <br><br>God knows I would have taken it a few times.Katy Andershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16323871207793126503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-24603957895561816562012-05-14T07:52:11.952-05:002012-05-14T07:52:11.952-05:00fell-while-doing-various-blatantly-stupid-things s...fell-while-doing-various-blatantly-stupid-things skinned knees =')semihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03879275723002707278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003982716885685057.post-13718380333391178152012-05-14T06:25:43.314-05:002012-05-14T06:25:43.314-05:00I STILL get skinned knees, usually from something ...I STILL get skinned knees, usually from something mundane like slamming my knee on a desk I'm working at, sometimes from sexy-fun-time, but yeah, skinned knees are a part of human existence. It's good that you're taking matters into your own hands and ensuring your daughter's knees get wrecked. And Happy Mother's day to you.Pickleopehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13772003052474877906noreply@blogger.com