Showing posts with label bats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bats. Show all posts

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Why Don’t Mosquitoes Like Me?


Okay, why don’t mosquitoes like me? What do y’all got that I haven’t got?

Is the blood in these veins somehow lesser blood? Less good? Less desirable? Less tasty?

Do my platelets not appeal to the discriminating palate of your upscale River Oaks blood sucker? Too cold? Needs salt? Maybe a ready-made entry wound to help with easier access?

They all say I am lucky but I just feel bad because why don’t mosquitoes ever bite me?