Monday, April 28, 2014

Where Are We Going?

Okay, so I’m leaving now.

Still, I am not going to hide from you. If you look for me, you will find me.

I am not becoming someone else.

I will keep writing like I always do, and I hope that you will come around to read it sometimes. You can even come around just to point and laugh at me. To poke and to prod at me.

Consider this to be an open invitation!

I mean, c’mon: I am even asking YOU to help me pick where I’m going! I set up this cool poll and everything:

What Should Katy Call Her New Blog?
  
pollcode.com free polls 
I am not promising I will go with the winning name for my new blog. This is not a democracy. This is what is commonly called a benevolent dictatorship and most days, it ain’t all that benevolent.

Still, you might as well vote and I hope I see you on the other side!

22 comments:

  1. Invite me to poke and to prod you... so not going there

    I have just come from the hospital. The place were they poke needles into your flesh and veins, strip you and blast you with X-rays and poke/prod your private parts.

    I am now paranoid and don’t trust the doctors or fascist dykes anymore!

    To make maters worst, people pointed and laughed at my porkchop sideburns while I was getting my hairs cut

    Bad day at Bedrock

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    1. Hospitals aren't much fun, except for the part where you can make the bed go up and down. Oh, and everyone you know wants to come visit you and you can challenge them to see who can get in after visiting hours. And you can try and guess how long it's going to take the IV machine thing to finish. And when the lady comes in to empty your trash, you can act like there is something mentally off about you...

      Actually, the hospital is awesome.

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    2. I imagine making dinosaur models out of Jell-O would also be pretty amazing! I vote for Eggs Ovariesy, by the way.

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    3. "Eggs Overariesy" is starting to grow on me, actually.

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  2. I DID ask for it medium rare DAMNIT! Nobody ever listens to me.

    Good luck, Katy.

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    1. How are the two worst choices ahead?

      I am going with Fascist Dyke Motors (assuming it doesn't violate some sort of terms of service thing) and y'all can go to hell.

      I don't NEED luck. I have raw obliviousness on my side.

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  3. Have you thought about at least keeping the "in my soup" part? You could go with "Eggs Ovariesy In My Soup" or "I Asked for Medium-Rare In My Soup".

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    1. Well, everything DOES go better with soup...

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  4. Can't vote from my cell but I'll stand by Lezabelle Lounge.

    Just got back from a week's working trip and am a bit swamped at the moment.

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    1. Hi, Bill. I added a "Lezebell Lounge" vote for you.

      You haven't missed much around here in your absence. Things have been kind of crazy in my life, and when that happens, I tend not to write much.

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  5. Hmmm, "I Asked for Medium Rare" is a great 'thinker' type of name. I think all of them are pretty good. Let me know when and where you move??

    Love keeping up with your writings…

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    1. Hey, Deb!

      I will definitely tell everybody when i move.

      The thing that sucks about my having to move is that the past few posts have had more page views than anything I've written here - meaning that something I'm doing is finally working.

      I am hopeful that the move won't destroy that, at least long term.

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  6. I am going to clear my cookies and keep voting for the one I like and manipulate the poll, problem is I don't know which one to pick. For now lezebele lounge. Darn I can't remember that I need to pick something else for which I know how to spell.
    maybe I asked for medium rare. Hmm.

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    1. Sometime in the next couple weeks, I need to set up my new site.

      It might not be called any of these.

      It probably doesn't matter. My best ideas come on the spur of the moment, anyway. The only thing I think could make a big difference is if I morphed into a different person for the purposes of the blog. Writing as myself limits me a little, because I try not to look like a complete idiot.

      But a different person writing... she wouldn't care if she looked like an idiot for her ideas...

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  7. None of the above ought to be an option, right above "leave it like it is". But, I guess it's "No Soup for You!" in the future, which is sad, because I love soup and your blog is sort of like really edgy comfort food for picky eaters.

    Hey, you could rename your new blog with a Peter Gabriel twist, something like "Kiss that Phrog"...

    Like I said before, you have to let us know how to find you, regardless of the new brand.

    Happy trails, Katy.

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    1. If I could make EVERY one of my posts a reference to the "Willow Farm" section of "Supper's Ready," I would be completely satisfied with the direction of the blog.

      Okay, I might occasionally need the opening drums from "Intruder," just to balance things out...

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  8. Well crap! Can I change my vote? I wish to vote for "I asked for medium rare!" but I clicked eggs oviariesy instead.

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    1. Too bad! It's going to be "Eggs Ovariesy" now thanks to your mistake. I shall be saddled with an inferior name for life because of your incompetence at voting.

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  9. OK. I feel a little better after reading this. And I love e'er Fascist Dyke Motors because it is so damn awesome.

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    1. Don't worry: I am going to make it as easy to find me as possible.

      If I was trying to hide, you'd have no warning I was going anywhere.

      I used to be really good at hide and seek!

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  10. Well, I must be honest.
    I voted for another name--but over this past week, I have told three friends about your blog--and I told them that it was currently called "lesbiansinmysoup," but I added that you might change the name--to Fascist Dyke Motors--because THAT was the possible name that stuck with me.
    When I told them that name, they all laughed and were interested.
    So--That's my report from the trenches.

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    1. Hi, Scott!

      I'm setting up the new site sometime this week, so I'm not going to let the cat out of the bag yet.

      I like that you're telling friends about it, though. I'm not sure that I have told three of my own friends about my page.

      My friends and family all seem to find it anyway, damn it...

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