From
the dizzying heights of her sexiness, she watched as all the little children collected
rocks to throw at her head. They shouted, “Miss
Katy! Miss Katy! How’d you ever get so damn sexy?”
And
she never did reveal the secret of her sexiness to the people of the town, but
I can reveal the secret to you right here and now:
3
kids + 3 jobs + 1 blog = exactly this sexy.
The
rocks probably had a lot to do with it, too.
Uh-huh.
This is unbelievably brave.
ReplyDeleteHaha... It's all part of my master plan to make this blog page as uncomfortable as possible for me.
DeleteI'm being serious about that, actually.
I've had to think long and hard about it before posting the last 4 or 5 or 6 posts.
It's so awful and cool.
Ooh. If I were a gay woman I'd completely get rocked by you.
ReplyDeleteNot stoned though. Just sexed and rocked.
And if I trusted a damn word that ever came out of the mouth of a DENTIST, that might impress me.
Deleteburn...
Delete5 dogs + 3 old women + 1 blog = exactly this busy
ReplyDeleteI have linked - BBL
I think you can only have so many priorities before your schedule fills up and something starts to suffer. Thank GOD in my case I haven't let my personal appearance go...
DeleteRandomly, I saw on Tuesday that you have a doppelganger who is a probably 19-year-old (?) art student in California. That person has shorter hair and doesn't have the glasses, but is otherwise a dead ringer. ("Gosh gee, she looks exactly like Katy whatshername, the LIMS/Facist Dyke Motors person.")
ReplyDeleteCunning franchise scheme or irresponsible cloning experiment? Either way, there are possibilities. (Putting your children in the position of explaining that they actually have *eight* moms sounds like something you might try.)
Like some sort of "orphan Black" thing.
DeleteCloning experiments would offend someone, wouldn't it? I'm all for it.
But still... that poor, poor California art student!
I have endeavor to stay out of the gene pool - too cold
DeleteHaha... Hi, GOODSTUFF. By the couple dozen hits I've gotten from your site this morning, I am going to assume you linked my page... So people perusing your page for scantily-clad young things will be linked to THESE pictures! Yikes!
DeleteI didn't give birth to any of my kids, so they have that going for them. Although, honestly, I have a twin brother and he seems just fine. He's always been cute... smart... on track with his life... not an addict... only intermittently gay... So I'm not blaming my genes for ME.
If you want hits; Sex Sells - it's that simple
DeleteHowever, A bit of a problem for me this week. I want to make my theme/concept "Building a Better World for the Children"
I am going to have to walk a fine line
I think there are trade-offs for everything, and I'm not sure that ramping up the sex and ramping down the writing in order to get a few more page views is really my kind of thing.
DeleteOn the other hand - to address your other point - I don't think that kids are going to somehow ruined or made impure if they see some tits.
Never been much of a prude at all... I just have better things to do with my time than post pictures for people to whack it to.
If I'm doing the math properly, and keep in mind I was an English major so I definitely am, 0 kids (except the insufferable little cur dwelling inside me who insists farts are still funny) + 1 half-assed job + 1 grammar punishing blog = one haggard looking me.
ReplyDeleteYour life is more full than that, though. You have a spouse, if I recall correctly. Would she be a + or a - in the stress equation?
DeleteIt's the excellent lighting .... and all that makeup ..... that beguiles us. I cannot imagine anything being shied your direction ..... other than a come hither look, that is. Hey mang! j'you got my chirt on! heh
ReplyDeleteAre you making fun of my wife-beater?
DeleteYou know what really sucks? This post has gotten more page views in 24 hours than my last two got after weeks and weeks. People are going to associate me and my page with this kind of thing.
Really? The posts about trepanation, suicide and strokes are less popular than the ones about sexiness?? Now, that IS odd. Hmmmmmmmmm.
DeleteI just figure that everyone is like me. Sometimes I forget they're not.
DeleteEven the weirdos of the world still fall into the same old tired tracks. I see a movie like "Enter the Void" and I think, "Cool, but it's still full of the same old sex, drugs, and violence."
There are so many OTHER ways to push envelopes.
You're sexy and you know it. That's hot.
ReplyDeleteJay
SEXY is sort of a scale. I've gone so far around the bend on the sexy-meter that I'm coming back around the other side.
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ReplyDeleteAh, the many mysteries of fuzzy math...
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DeleteI rarely explain my references, but this isn't an obscure one, so I'll tell you: "Rainy Day Women" is a Bob Dylan reference.
DeleteAlthough I suppose I should have used a Flaming Lips reference to keep with the theme of the blog series.
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DeleteNo, if understanding a reference is critical for understanding what I'm saying in a post, I generally explain it in the post. The other ones are just added-value Easter eggs.
DeleteJeff, much like love, is blind, and he keeps coming back!
ReplyDeleteBlind people are my target audience.
DeleteI'm thinking about doing this blog in Braille.
A fine idea. Nothing beats a regional accent conveyed through touch!
DeleteFor having 3 jobs, you sure seem to be sporting the classic "unemployment uniform" I've come to embrace like a second skin. Which is mildly sexy, but yours could use 100% more sweat stains. Maybe even a random mustard stain from a hot dog you don't recall having had in the past 2 weeks.
ReplyDeleteThe peak of my day has become the moment when I walk in the door and take off my shoes. Granted, only one of my jobs requires me to dress up, and nobody is going to ask me to wear heels - I'd look like I am in drag if I went that way.
DeleteBut still... very sexy.
(You had a hot dog? You got any leftovers?)
Katy. How's it hanging, baby? You need a filter to screen lecherous male libido as I've just copied and printed the thirty-first photo from your two sites to make posters for my bedroom walls.
ReplyDeleteThat, or I need to enlargen my bedroom. And why isn't enlargen a word? Fuck Walmart!
Hi, Mooner!
DeleteSee, if you caught me before the liberal media had convinced me to turn gay, I could have been wife #7!
Fuck WalMart, buddy.