From the dizzying heights of her sexiness, she watched as all the little children collected rocks to throw at her head. They shouted, “Miss Katy! Miss Katy! How’d you ever get so damn sexy?”
And she never did reveal the secret of her sexiness to the people of the town, but I can reveal the secret to you right here and now:
3 kids + 3 jobs + 1 blog = exactly this sexy.
The rocks probably had a lot to do with it, too.