I told her, “I just don’t trust anyplace that doesn’t have ‘Texas’ in the name.”
I mean, why would I? What has Oklahoma ever done for me? Or Kansas. Let’s talk Kansas. Can somebody sit down with me right here and now and explain Kansas to me? Kansas, simply, and Kansas, succinctly, in a way even I might understand?
Why, I heard there’s even a place called “French Lick, Indiana,” although to tell you the God’s honest truth, I have some doubts.
