Sunday, November 9, 2014

Corpses in the Cargo

They’re coming! They are nearly here! 

I am raising my old blog posts up from the dead. I am marching them from LesbiansInMySoup.com over to FascistDykeMotors.com.

This means that some of you are not going to be entirely happy with me over this next week. Specifically, those of you who get my updates by email or via some sort of feed (like feedly.com or theoldreader.com) are not going to be entirely happy with me over this next week.

And I am okay with that. I’ll live. You’ll live, too.

So bear with me. Sure, the old blogs are gonna gum up the works in your feeds and readers for a couple of days. Some are going to stink to high heaven, getting dug back up after all this time. Some will don ugly party hats and last year’s fashions. Or they will sing old Tom Waits tunes (badly). Or they’ll point out that hidden facial flaw that you think nobody else sees. Or they will lick your wife happy or chop a perfect double helix from a block of blue marble using only their tongues and a magic silver hatchet-

-because that’s just what old blogs do.

Come this time next week, it’ll be over and done. The old blogs will be in new places, acting right and dressed in their Sunday best. And you can come by to poke and to prod and to ooh and to aah and to have a good long look at all that we have done.
Bear with me. It’s all going to wind up fantastic. 

36 comments:

  1. Some great lines in this post! Pinko, the commie dog, is wearing last years party hat while howling with Neil Young.

    Most cool you are posting some seasoned blog posts. Remember your inactive racist project? That would be a good one to re-post. We could do something good with that mature post.

    This issue has a bunch of animations of Megan Fox
    http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2012/12/goodstuffs-blogging-magazine-92nd-issue.html

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    1. I'm hoping I can transfer the old blogs over here and manage to keep them in the old order, with the old dates. I also have the old Multiply blogs hidden away a few places, and some of them might be relevant and worth a second look, too.

      As you are only too well aware, it takes a lot of work to pump one of these out, and it's a shame to have them buried.

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    2. a while back, I tried using the blogger importer. It did not work very well

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    3. I have the old Multiply blogs imported to a trash account over here. I haven't looked at them to see what kind of shape they're in. That would be more of a long-term project, I think.

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    4. for me it was basic rebuilds - lots of effort units

      I did transfer a handful - it was worth it - lots of hits

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    5. I'm having some trouble getting the comments transferred, but I have about a dozen old posts up and live right now. They're some of my faves, though, so I'm actually pretty happy about it!

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  2. DEAR INTERNET PERSON,

    I RECENTLY TRIED TO FIND YOUR RECIPE FOR LESBEAN SOUP ON THE GOOGLE BUT I CAN'T FIND IT ANYMORE. IT KEEPS DIRECTING ME TO FAST IKE MOTORS INSTEAD BUT PLEASE TELL IKE I DO NOT WANT A CAR I JUST WANT THE SOUP RECIPE.

    SO WOULD YOU PLEASE KINDLY SEND ME THE RECIPE SO I CAN FORWARD IT TO MY FRIEND MILDRED. LESBEAN SOUP IS HER FAVORITE. ALSO, I CAN'T FIND LESBEANS IN MY LOCAL GROCERY STORE SO I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD SUBSTITUTE LIMABEANS INSTEAD.

    SINCERELY,
    AGNES BUTTERTON, 84 YEARS YOUNG

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    1. I hate to be the one to have to tell you this, Agnes, but the lesbians are the most important ingredient in Lesbian Soup. Without the lesbians, it's mostly just too much salt and too much protein.

      So you're going to want to seek out the lesbians (you might be looking in the wrong stores), but you can replace any other ingredient with jalapeno peppers.

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  3. I am so excited to recycle old comments. I mean, there were some gems like, "Great post, FOLLOW!" or "Interesting info. Check out my site!" or "Ashley Madison, Ashley Madison, Ashley Madison! Boner pills!"
    Sigh, those were the days.

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    1. There's nothing cooler than posting a blog with a title like "How to Club a Baby Seal to Death" and getting 150 comments that say, "I have been looking for information on this topic for a long time. Your blog looks just like my old blog. Vuitton handbags here."

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  4. This sounds like a very slow and complicated project. The kind of thing that would leave me screaming obscenities at my computer for a solid 20 minutes only to realize that the problem was me forgetting to check one little box. Good luck.

    Jay

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    1. It is a good thing I am such a patient person, then. I am thinking about transferring them over while sitting in Houstpn traffic, just to put myself at a competitive disadvantage.

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  5. One of the reasons I've stuck with my blog in its current format is due to the amount of work necessary to move material to a new one. I hate the name I chose five or six years ago, but I'm too lazy to go through that agonizing metamorphosis to improve it. It's like Smuckers... with a name as bad as Smuckers, it's gotta be good?

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    1. Wish me luck. I'm about to crack open some wine and give it a try.

      Apparently, I meant "crack open some wine" thing literally. I had my corkscrew ready but... screw-top bottle as it turns out. I'm pretty damn fancy.

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  6. Be advised that I will do whatever I feel like in the rest of my life on the matter of you or anything related to you, within the bounds of law. I may comment on your public blog pages. I may display status messages that indict your evil being and ungrateful heart. I may walk down your street, buy the house next-door, do business with offices next door to yours, or eat in a restaurant you happened to frequent. I may attend public events that you attend. I may write about my experiences with your insanity in these years. I may even go piss on your father's grave.

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    1. Just another typical day in the life of Anonymous, huh?

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    2. Wow. Is it just me, or does that guy sound like a fucking douche?

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    3. Haha... You assume he's a guy!

      Yeah... It's probably a dude, huh?

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    4. Maybe I should send you the pussy pics I got recently.

      But then again, you don't deserve that either, even for a wanna-be lesbian like you.

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    5. WANNA-BE Lesbian?
      That's such a mean thing to say!
      I'll have you know, I'm a totally 100% carpet-munching, FLAMING lesbian...trapped in a man's body.
      You should be nicer to me!
      My mom told me long ago I was a special snowflake. There is no one else like me in the world.
      I'm more important than anyone else, because I'm ME.

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    6. Maybe I haven't earned the right to be called a lesbian yet. Maybe you have to "practice" lesbianism like you practice law or practice medicine.

      I'm trying, damn it, I'm trying.

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    7. Now hold on just a doggone minute.....

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    8. What I want to know is if Anonymous is talking about pics he obtained of someone else's pussy, or pics of his(?) own pussy. I demand you clarify this Anonymous, as that will define my interest in them.

      In the meantime, I would encourage all those with an interest to continue practicing their lesbianism in whatever fashion they deem acceptable (and responsible), because you just never know when that sort of skill is going to come in handy.

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    9. "Practice Lesbianism Responsibly."

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    10. Irresponsible Lesbians I can understand. I gave birth to one.
      Wanna-be Lesbian has got me stumped.

      Not lesbian enough? Is that even a thing?

      Should I keep hoping she'll change her mind and find herself a good Christian white boy?

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    11. MSgt B; I assume he was referring to the fact that I'm only a lesbian for the purposes of "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs.

      If your daughter's not doing the lesbian thing just to turn on the good Christian white boys, then you might be stuck.

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  7. I feel ya, Katy.
    Work stuff got out of control, which means my blog just went straight in the crapper for a while.

    If I can make some time, I'll try to post some more pics of my hottie lesbian daughter.

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    1. Hottie lesbian daughters are the best daughters.

      Unless we're talking about my kids, in which case, average daughters of undecided or irrelevant orientation are the best.

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  8. Well, I'm fairly new to your blog, so I can't wait!

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    1. I started moving blogs over the other night. I managed to get about 40 of the older ones transferred, but then there's a problem for the stuff after February 2013. So it's going to be a process, apparently.

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