Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Sententious Twaddle

I don’t have any words for you today.

All I have are these goofy manipulated photos of my face.

I hope that is okay. 

I promise I will bring some words for you next time. Until then, you are on your own...




18 comments:

  1. How about some goofy manipulated photos of your boobs?

    maybe I should use this software to make my new passport photos. The new embassy rules really really suck

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    1. There would have to be some SERIOUS concave/convex photo-manipulation going on to make my boobs blog-worthy.

      We might be talking about next-generation technology.

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    2. Actually, I did the best I could with your request on the next post. i even mentioned you...

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  2. So that is what happens when you get too close to a black hole. I wondered.

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    1. Incidentally, it's also the way the whole world looks to me if I get too close to a magnet.

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    1. It's just the Photo Booth app on my phone.

      But I've gotten into the habit of naming the creatures I create with it. The top one on this blog is named "Sententious Twaddle" and is best remembered for its brief appearance in the bar scene in the original "Star Wars."

      Couldn't be me, because I wasn't born until almost a decade later...

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  4. This looks like me when I'm forced to eat vegetables.

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  5. Well hello LSD flashback. I've been wondering where you were.

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    1. The last time I took LSD, I did so with the express purpose of dreaming up a get rich quick scheme for myself.

      I ended up coming up with "The Mouse "O'Clock News," which was a newspaper geared towards mice.

      Turned out to be a bust, what with the print media being what they are these days and mice being notorious non-readers.

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  6. You totally look like Mr. Bean in that last one!!! ;)

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    1. Sadly, that one has no photo-manipulation. That's how I actually look.

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  7. Hahaha! I love this so much. So when are you getting your face fixed?

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    1. I have been asking myself that question for 28 years now...

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    2. Haha! Aw no you're beautiful! Let's try Photoshop on each other, but it can be catty.

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    3. Last time I had my hands on photoshop, I ended up doing a picture of myself where I was wearing a flesh burka... and there were two of me. I'm not complaining. I just have that mental image every time I consider diving back into photoshop.

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