This past Saturday, I sat down to write a story to post on my blog. But my story was a failure. It went nowhere. I got bored. I aborted it.
Then today – on a whim, I guess – I ran the introduction to my aborted story through Google’s Translate function. First I translated it from English into Japanese. Then I translated it from Japanese into Latin, from Latin into Bulgarian, from Bulgarian into French, and finally from French back into English again.
Now the story tickles my brain. Now the story contains secret messages. My story is much improved!
I might start doing all of my writing this way.
So I present for your consideration, “Oil is a Stranger” by Katy Anders and Google Translate…
If you read (which, in fact, you want to be), it seems that finally took my eyes. I know what I know, and he killed him. Even the secret conspiracy of the powerful global economic reason to join because it is a reason that the odds are good company like me to shut up.
For I tell you, in my mind, I had always known there is a will or it will go.
Read (how he not also with him, and now can be seen to reject). Of course, if possible, he was hit, very thing I football. Although exercise or has failed, the dumbbell up the head. Brain Freeze ice cream my strength. Opening resolution. Or will I, if it was in a certain place testified with the exception of WiFi access locks.
And again, - 1 not just spitballing here! - if not, maybe I forgot to post this time of such great progress, what is the law, and soon...
All the things I thought, listen to me quickly kill the theory.
I think I know what to leave behind. I am, as they do not know to stay for a long time. Weak before so hit the best, but if you need you, I do not succeed, it is - if it has no other means of premature death - is:
Earth has been invaded.
Oil is a stranger.
We have about how society against attack consumer economy.
Raise trade round trolley today!!!